Rankings

A friend of mine who is male and gay, claims that he is irresistable to certain kinds of sentient beings while others are almost completely indifferent to him.

He says that he can that he can rank them as follows:

1. Elderly African women
2. Veiled women
3. Straight men
4. All other women
5. Cats
6. Teenagers
   
7. Gay men over 70 with mobility problems
   
8. Gay men over 70.
9. Gay men.
10. Small children

I don't know why small children don't like him.

I have been thinking about my own list. It's quite difficult to do and probably needs some work but it would go something like this.

1. Cats
2. Married men with addiction problems
3. Men in longterm relationships with addiction problems
4. Men who are pathologically incapable of honesty
5. Lesbians
6. Straight women who think they might be turning a bit lesbian
7. Teenagers (with spots)
   
8. Dogs
9. Small children
10. Suitable men

I don't know what it is with cats but I can't bear them..