Ten Reasons Why I Will Not Be Contacting You

1. You have ticked the "Caucasian/white" box only
2. Your interests include computers
3. You are wearing a short-sleeved shirt in your photograph
4. You have ticked the "slim" box only
5. You are looking for someone aged 18 to 39.
6. You have ticked the "Take Drugs: Never" box (the correct answer is "Not any more")
7. Your interests including curling up on a sofa in front of an open fire with something red in a glass.
8. You use the word "lady".
9. You allude to your car/salary/house.
10. You enjoy reading self-help manuals.